THE HANDSOME DICKS (UK)

The Handsome Dicks? That's gotta be some kinda mistake... check out them thar ug-mugs, "by the hairy balls of Jesus!" It musta taken a bakers dozen of ugly sticks to do that sorta damage! But you know somethin' Gumby? In another world these hairy toed, snaggle toothed, kite bellied, old, boobie hatch bound Rock 'n' Roll losers are thee cock o' the walk! In this wonderful world (that exists only in the booze battered collective mind of the Dicks themselves...) H.D. Manitoba still rocks a' fro, Lux 'n' Ivy sit hand in hand holdin' court 'n' Chuck Berry is the bathroom attendant...

The Band's Fave Top 10:

1. P.I.L. - Public Image

2. Buzzcocks - Why Can't I Touch It?

3. Generation X - This Heat

4. Gene Vincent - Bird Doggin'

5. Albertos Y Los Trios Paranoias - Kill

6. Dictators - Who Will Save Rock'n'Roll

7. Jimmy Shand and His Accordian Band - Get Off The Table Mable (The Money's for the beer)

8. The Chairman of The Board - It Was a Very Good Year

9. Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazlewood - Summer Wine

10. C.C.R. - Up Around the Bend

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